The Devil

1. I am the outcast angel fallen from on high - Do not ever confuse me with Lu.
2. My friends all call me old scratch - They would not be allowed to do that, even if I had any friends.
3. My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn - Well, at least half of that is true.
4. Clearly, I have neither horns or a goatee, nor do I have cloven hooves.
5. My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me 'Beelz' - Carry the consequences if you dare.
6. I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia - This is true.

I have a one-way ticket to hell waiting for the unfortunate soul who wrote this song.

MORTALS!

( Satan, as a master, is bad; his work much worse; and his wages worst of all )